The World According to a Surrey Conservative

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Yeah, I am officially British!

I got this questionnaire from my friend Ruth's Myspace page.

British

[x] You drink a lot of tea
[x] You vote conservative or labour because lib dems will never get in
[x] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy
[x] you can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] its football...not soccer

Total: 6

Australian

[] you wear flip flops all year
[] you call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[x] you love a backyard barbie
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic
[ ] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.)

Total = 4

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[ ] you have dark hair and dark eye colour
[ ] you speak some italian
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] you talk with your hands.

Total = 5

Spanish
[] you say member instead of Remember
[x] you speak spanish or some.
[x] you like tacos
[] you are dark skinned
[] you know what a Puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally.
[x] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] you know what plantos are

Total = 4

Russian
[] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[] you get short tempered
[x] you know of somebody named natasha
[x] you get cold easily
[] rain is fun for you
[ ] you get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather

Total= 3

Irish.

[x] you think beer is the best
[] you have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,in,ry, ly, y.
[x] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the colour green.
[ ] you have been to a st. pa
ttys day party.
[]] you have a family member from Ireland
[] you have blonde hair
[] you have/had freckles
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing

Total = 3

African American

[] you say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair
[] you like rap
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] you think President George Walker Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[x] you like watermelon
[ ] you can dance
[] you can ‘sing’ gospel

Total = 3

Asian

[] you have slanty/small eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[] you are good at math
[x] you have played the piano
[] you have family from asia
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] most people think you're chinese
[] you call hurricanes typhoons
[] you go to Baulko

Total= 3

German

[x] you like bread
[ ] you think American Chocolate is good.
[x] you Speak some German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is and you love it.
[x] - not that its really happened but I wouldn't like it] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Pre-school
[x] you're over 5'2"

Total= 5

Canadian

[x] you like/play/played hockey
[x] you love beer
[x] You say eh
[] you know what poutine is
[x] you speak some french
[] you love Tim Horton's
[x] at one point you lived in a farm house
[] you watch/watched degrassi

Total= 5

American

[x] hate foriegners .
[] hate non -Christians
[] lazy
[] not cultured
[x] hate abortion
[] love the death penalty
[] don't read
[] shop at walmart
[x] think this bulletin is rather biased

Total = 3

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